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Faith Forever

White dove amongst roses

Faith Forever thanks to Brianna Lakey

Young Canadian artist's quick sketch for lasting effect

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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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