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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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