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First Aid Responders

Things were touch and snow for the Moistwest Territory paramedics

First Aid Responders thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Emergency response in winter conditions varies according to snow good reasons

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedic. - Shannon Ryan

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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