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Fishing Limit

Catch limits for seniors

Fishing Limit thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Elderly sports fishing regulations in the Moistwet Territories

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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them. - Albert Einstein

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Givers have to set limits because takers rarely do. - Irma Kurtz

Your effort to remain what you are is what limits you. - Unknown

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible. - Arthur C. Clarke

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

One who fears failure limits his activities. Failure is only the opportunity to more intelligently begin again. - Henry Ford

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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