#1 humor site on the 'net

Fool Proof Lighting

Ceiling fan and light remote control for non-techies

Fool Proof Lighting thanks to Shawn Kennedy

New visual guide to finally understand ceiling fan switches

QuotaBills
Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Fans don't boo nobodies. - Reggie Jackson

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


2019 Hooters Owl & Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Can You See It?

Bird Chocolate

Keyboard Seating

Griller Bees

Dock Giraffe

My Mom's The Best

Morse Code Portrait Illusion

Guarded Nights

Redneck Hummer

THIRTEEN

Sea Girl

Lord Of The Fries

Wannabe Mini

Fish Bowl Cleaner

Marital Rating Chart - Husband

Advantage of an Extra Long Straw

Squirrel Gymnast

Economic Stimulation

Financial Meltdown

Redneck Tailgate

Marital Rating Chart - Wife

Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes

Cultivator