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Footlympics

Synchronized gymnastics for athletes with illusive form

Footlympics thanks to Eileen Bishop

Something's missing at this year's Olympic events

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - Unknown

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. - Steven Wright

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger


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