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Where one man's garbage is another man's gold

Free Puzzle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to spread puzzle-meant creativity to the whole neighbourhood

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

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