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Free Puzzle

Where one man's garbage is another man's gold

Free Puzzle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to spread puzzle-meant creativity to the whole neighbourhood

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato


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