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Free Puzzle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to spread puzzle-meant creativity to the whole neighbourhood

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The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke


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