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Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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