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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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