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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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