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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash


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