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Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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