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Frozen French Stop Sign

Some French intersections are hard to find in the winter

Frozen French Stop Sign thanks to Barry McCartney

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The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

You never fail until you stop trying. - Florence Griffith Joyner

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams. - Thomas Carlyle

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. - Unknown

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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