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Frozen French Stop Sign

Some French intersections are hard to find in the winter

Frozen French Stop Sign thanks to Barry McCartney

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. - Yogi Berra

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Don't stop at the first obstacle; have endurance to keep on going and you will succeed. - Robert A. Schuller

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - Erma Bombeck

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining - it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn't solve any problems. - Zig Ziglar

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti


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