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Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

Reality is not always probable, or likely. - Jorge Luis Borges

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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