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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

All our separate fictions add up to joint reality. - Stanislaw Lec

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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