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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. - Bob Metcalfe

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

A prophet is without honor in his own community. - The Bible

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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