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Online dating and the search for true love... Couples are now likely to meet via email or 'virtual wink'

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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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