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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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