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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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