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Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. - Bob Metcalfe

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals. - Ronnie Corbett

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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