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Godzilla vs God

Putting the King of the Monsters in his place Monty Python style

Godzilla vs God thanks to Mel Hardman

Is there a God? Godzilla without his zilla?

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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

What a chimera then is man. What a novelty! What a monster... what a contradiction, what a prodigy. - Blaise Pascal

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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