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Grandma's Controller

Helping Grandma with the TV controller

Grandma's Controller thanks to Jim Serritella

Understanding Universal Remote Controls

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Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them. - Jack Kerouac

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt. - Woodrow Wilson

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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