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Grandma's Controller

Helping Grandma with the TV controller

Grandma's Controller thanks to Jim Serritella

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It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Control your own destiny or someone else will. - Jack Welch

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Lord, give me chastity and self-control, but not just yet. - St. Augustine

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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