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Grandma's Controller

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Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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