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Grandma's Controller

Helping Grandma with the TV controller

Grandma's Controller thanks to Jim Serritella

Understanding Universal Remote Controls

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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing. - Lemony Snicket

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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