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Grandma's Controller

Helping Grandma with the TV controller

Grandma's Controller thanks to Jim Serritella

Understanding Universal Remote Controls

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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Control your own destiny or someone else will. - Jack Welch

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt. - Woodrow Wilson

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing. - Lemony Snicket

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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