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Less is more. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Less is a bore. - Robert Venturi

You settle for less, you get less. - Brandi L. Bates

The less I needed, the better I felt. - Charles Bukowski

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle. - Unknown

The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less. - Eldridge Cleaver

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

Memory is often less about the truth than about what we want it to be. - David Halberstam

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

A sunset is nothing more and nothing less than the backside of a sunrise. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

Errors using inadequate data are much less than those using no data at all. - Charles Babbage

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Anything less than a commitment to excellence is an acceptance of mediocrity. - Vince Lombardi

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

A collection of rare thoughts is nothing less than a cabinet of intellectual gems. - William B. Sprague

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

Although you hadn't asked why, it had less to do with you not noticing than with you not wanting to hear the answer. - Jodi Picoult

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. - Bilbo Baggins

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. - Mark Twain

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot


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