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Kummerspeck - excess weight gained due to emotional overeating

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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. - Josh Billings

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton


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