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Hand Speech thanks to Mike King

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A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. - Steven Wright

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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