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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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