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Handicap Ramp

Living with a disability - stepping up to the challenge

Handicap Ramp thanks to Vi Goetz

Disabled people have all the fun

How should disabled people be referred to correctly? Is handicapped offensive?

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In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Being unconscious is the ultimate disability. - Jessa Gamble

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Every person with a disability is an individual. - Itzhak Perlman

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do. - Warwick Davis

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

Slaves who are disabled from working shall be provided for by their masters. - Unknown

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

I'm not an advocate for disability issues. Human issues are what interest me. - Aimee Mullins

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

The thing about living with any disability is that you adapt; you do what works for you. - Stella Young

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

It was ability that mattered, not disability, which is a word I'm not crazy about using. - Marlee Matlin

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Disability doesn't make you exceptional, but questioning what you think you know about it does. - Stella Young

Many people with dyslexia truly suffer, and their lives are worse off for having had that disability. - Malcolm Gladwell

Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, you're needed by someone. - Martina Navratilova

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong


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