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Happy Face Pancakes

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Happy Face Pancakes thanks to Mike King

Pancakes to help the kids wake up

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Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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