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Happy Harmonukkah

Musical Menorah celebration in Jerusalem

Happy Harmonukkah thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Chanukah (or Hanukkah), meaning “dedication” in Hebrew, starts on the Hebrew calendar date of 25 Kislev, and lasts for eight days - a celebration where Jews commemorate the victory of the Maccabees over the armies of Syria in 165 B.C. and the subsequent liberation and rededication of the Temple in Jerusalem.

Menorah: a candelabra with seven or nine lights, used in Jewish worship

Musical Menorah: She has a tsutcheppenish that is driving everyone crazy!

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