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Take my wife - please! - Henny Youngman

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she's coming with me. - Jon Bon Jovi

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. - Red Skelton

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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