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What He Really Wants For Valentines Day

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What He Really Wants For Valentines Day thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

This Valentine's Day rent a poem for your loved. They come in three sizes - small, medium, and romantic. Free refills available to Premium Members. - Jarod Kintz

I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognizably wiser than oneself. - Marlele Dietrich

I love going to the movies and getting Raisinets, a big tub of popcorn and a Coke. That's definitely a guilty pleasure because I can't be doing that all the time. - Sanaa Lathan

You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching. Love like you'll never be hurt. Sing like there's nobody listening. And live like it's heaven on earth. - William W. Purkey

Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money. - Unknown

Most people hate cell phone use on trains - I love cell phone use on trains. What do you want to do - read that report on your lap, or hear about your neighbour's worst date ever? - Liza Mundy

Don't fall in love with your wit. Your cleverly turned phrase may not, as you hope, show off how much gray matter you have, especially if the phrase is at someone else's expense. - Harvey Mackay

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. - Unknown


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