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God's tweet to Christ the Redeemer in Rio de Janeiro

High Five, Son thanks to MaryLou Congo

Christ the Redeemer - a statue of Jesus Christ in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Considered the largest Art Deco statue in the world from 1931 until 2010
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The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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