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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Reality is not always probable, or likely. - Jorge Luis Borges

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Fearful as reality is, it is less fearful than evasions of reality. - Caitlin Thomas

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian


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