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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X


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