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Hiking For Beginners

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Hiking For Beginners thanks to Shawn Kennedy

It's impossible to take Robert Frost's 'Road Not Taken'

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Aphorism

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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