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Hiking For Beginners

Where you're always on the right path

Hiking For Beginners thanks to Shawn Kennedy

It's impossible to take Robert Frost's 'Road Not Taken'

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Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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