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Hippo Race

How to avoid getting trampled by a hippopotamus

Hippo Race thanks to Mike King

The hippo is responsible for more human fatalities in Africa than any other large animal

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion. - Albert Camus

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

If we lived for tomorrow will always be just a day away from being realized. - Leo Buscaglia

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

There's no problem so big or complicated that it can't be run away from. - Unknown

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly

The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun. - Benedict Cumberbatch

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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