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Hippo Race

How to avoid getting trampled by a hippopotamus

Hippo Race thanks to Mike King

The hippo is responsible for more human fatalities in Africa than any other large animal

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Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - George Carlin

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far. - Joel C Harris

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion. - Albert Camus

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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