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Hold On, Let Me Catch The Ball

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Hold On, Let Me Catch The Ball thanks to Keith Blake

Reviewing the best catches in Baseball

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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Cricket is basically baseball on valium. - Robin Williams

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

It's a catch he would have caught 99 times out of 1,000. - Henry Blofeld

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. - George Bernard Shaw

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

We are far more liable to catch the vices than the virtues of our associates. - Denis Diderot

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player. - Unknown

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel


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