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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite. - Archie Bunker

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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