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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite. - Archie Bunker

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut


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