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Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

The gods help them that help themselves. - Aesop

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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