QuotaBillsChop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost
Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld
She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown
The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin
This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare
You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright