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House Rules

What happens at Grandma's place stays here

House Rules thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Expect to be spoiled when dessert comes first

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live. - Milton Berle

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

For every laugh there should be a tear. - Walt Disney

He's breaking his grandpa's sacrolificat. - Archie Bunker

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing. - Meryl Streep

Many excellent cooks are spoiled by going into the arts. - Paul Gauguin

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster

Tell me what you laugh at, and I'll tell you who you are. - Marcel Pagnol

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

When you start recognising that you're having fun, life can be delightful. - Jane Birkin

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

If evil be said of thee, and if it be true, correct thyself; if it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do. - Carly Rae Jepsen

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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