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House Rules

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House Rules thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Expect to be spoiled when dessert comes first

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Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me. - Art Buchwald

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong. - Groucho Marx

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

If evil be said of thee, and if it be true, correct thyself; if it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown


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