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How To Argue With A Woman

Avoiding bumps along life's journey

How To Argue With A Woman thanks to Howard Chapman

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I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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