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How To Argue With A Woman

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it. - Dale Carnegie

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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