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How To Avoid Injury

Work safety with wrenching consequences

How To Avoid Injury thanks to Rhonda Llewelyn

Injury protection tips on the worksite

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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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