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How To Avoid Injury

Work safety with wrenching consequences

How To Avoid Injury thanks to Rhonda Llewelyn

Injury protection tips on the worksite

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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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