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How To Become A Pirate

or 'How To Make A Blonde Pirate Patch'

How To Become A Pirate thanks to Howard Chapman

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A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

I'm not a pirate. I'm an innovator. - Ken Dotcom

Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last. - Lawrence Lessig

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro

There's very little admirable about being a pirate. There's very little functional about a pirate. There's very little real about a pirate. - Will Oldham


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