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Hungry Kookaburras

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Hungry Kookaburras thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Kookaburras are terrestrial tree kingfishers native to Australia and New Guinea

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? - George Carlin

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris


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