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Marry in haste, repent at leisure. - English Proverb

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Always say no, and you will never by married. - French Proverb

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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