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Ice Age Cake

Food For Thought as Scrat gets closer to his goal

Ice Age Cake thanks to Jim Serritella

Cake idea for Ice Age fans

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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

If you scratch a cynic, you'll find a disappointed idealist. - George Carlin

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Prose is architecture, not interior decoration, and the Baroque is over. - Ernest Hemingway

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movies. - Quentin Tarantino

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed. - Sid Caesar

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

If you want to have more, you have to become more. You have to grow into your goals. - Jim Rohn

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk


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