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Ice Age Cake

Food For Thought as Scrat gets closer to his goal

Ice Age Cake thanks to Jim Serritella

Cake idea for Ice Age fans

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Scratch a lover, and find a foe. - Dorothy Parker

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

People with goals succeed because they know where they're going. - Earl Nightingale

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

I believe that visualization is one of the most powerful means of achieving personal goals. - Harvey Mackay

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. - Zig Ziglar

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson


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