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Ice Age Cake

Food For Thought as Scrat gets closer to his goal

Ice Age Cake thanks to Jim Serritella

Cake idea for Ice Age fans

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

If you scratch a cynic, you'll find a disappointed idealist. - George Carlin

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

People with goals succeed because they know where they're going. - Earl Nightingale

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed. - Sid Caesar

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

If you want to have more, you have to become more. You have to grow into your goals. - Jim Rohn

It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

I'm a consumer as well. I go to the movies with my popcorn and believe everything I see. - Kelly Lynch

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz


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