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Impassable Road

How Aussies bypass insurmountable throughways

Impassable Road thanks to Roy Turkington

Making impassable passable

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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