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Developing a good relationship with your spouse

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I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

He has not a single redeeming defect. - Benjamin Disraeli

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Sir, it is your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure. - Oscar Wilde

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The mind that lies fallow but a single day, sprouts up in follies that are only to be killed by a constant and assiduous culture. - Joseph Addison

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Failure is not a single cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgment, repeated every day. - Jim Rohn

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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