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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. - Meister Eckhart

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

The mind that lies fallow but a single day, sprouts up in follies that are only to be killed by a constant and assiduous culture. - Joseph Addison

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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