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Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

Always say no, and you will never by married. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. - Meister Eckhart

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

Failure is not a single cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgment, repeated every day. - Jim Rohn

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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