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Developing a good relationship with your spouse

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I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

A single note is enough to ruin the entire composition. - Shihab Kazi

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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