Irish Sunblock
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Irish bar signs
QuotaBillsMy soul is still Irish. - Ciaran Hinds
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Everyone is wise until he speaks. - Irish Drinking Toast
When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh
There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic
The Danes and the Irish have a great simpatico. - Pierce Brosnan
The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell
Where would the Irish be without someone to be Irish at? - Elizabeth Bowen
My Irish derivation has nothing to do with me. Why should it? - Carroll O'Connor
I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt. - Edna O'Brien
You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach
The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown
Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown
God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown
Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
In Ireland, a writer is looked upon as a failed conversationalist. - Unknown
It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me. - Colin Farrell
I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy
What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown
Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings
We Irish will never achieve anything; but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks. - Oscar Wilde
I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly
I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole
The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard
I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams
Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle
The problem with being Irish is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times. - Roddy Doyle
The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song - its that they know them all. - Susan Dooley
I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris
I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings
For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster