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It's All About Attitude

Secret to survival in a stress-full environment

It's All About Attitude thanks to Graham Clark

It's not how big you are, it's how you play

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Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton


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