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It's All About Attitude

Secret to survival in a stress-full environment

It's All About Attitude thanks to Graham Clark

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Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

It is your attitude and not your aptitude that determines your altitude. - Zig Ziglar

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta


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