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Ivy Facade

Preparing an elegant look for a brick building

Ivy Facade thanks to Frank Farmere

The changing face of building facades

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Anything that consoles is fake. - Iris Murdoch

How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

How can I tell if humility is genuine or fake? - David J. Bobb

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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