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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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