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Keet thanks to Howard Chapman

Parakeet - a name for any one of a large number of small to medium sized species of  Parrot, that generally have long tail feathers
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Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

No one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

The best way to keep one's word is not to give it. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

No one is so old as to think he cannot live one more year. - Cicero

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

When the whole world is silent, even one voice becomes powerful. - Malala Yusafzai

When you cannot get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one. - Mark Twain

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

If you need something done ask a busy man, no one else will have time to do it. - Unknown

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. - George Carlin

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. - Lou Holtz

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. - Mae West

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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