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Parakeet - a name for any one of a large number of small to medium sized species of  Parrot, that generally have long tail feathers
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One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius

Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? - Loretta Lynn

There's one advantage to being 102. No peer pressure. - Dennis Wolfberg

One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - John Lennon

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

Maybe one day we will be glad to remember even these hardships. - Virgil

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. - Adlai Stevenson

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

To give and then not feel that one has given is the very best of all ways of giving. - Max Beerbohm

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The demand for certainty is one which is natural to man, but is nevertheless an intellectual vice. - Bertrand Russell

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

As there is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous, so also there is but one from the ridiculous to the sublime. - Samuel Butler

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. - George Bernard Shaw

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell


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