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Parakeet - a name for any one of a large number of small to medium sized species of  Parrot, that generally have long tail feathers
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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

One is easily fooled by that which one loves. - Moliere

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott

There'll be only one winner now - in every sense. - David Coleman

The best way to keep one's word is not to give it. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears. - JRR Tolkien

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

The most destitute person in the world is the one without a smile. - Zig Ziglar

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

When you've heard one bagpipe tune, you've heard them both. - Jack Finney

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it. - Unknown

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

He's talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states. - Archie Bunker

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

You have to be first, different, or great. If you're one of them, you may make it. - Loretta Lynn

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Concern for someone else was a good remedy for taking the mind off one's own troubles. - Elizabeth Aston

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

One of the most important tasks of a manager is to eliminate his people's excuses for failure. - Robert Townsend

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one. - George R.R. Martin

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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