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Kelpies

Horsing around in the United Kingdom

Kelpies thanks to Barry McCartney

The Kelpies are 30-metre high horse-head sculptures, between Falkirk and Grangemouth

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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Penmanship

Tree Removal

I Sea Drums

Statue of Libertea

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