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Kelpies

Horsing around in the United Kingdom

Kelpies thanks to Barry McCartney

The Kelpies are 30-metre high horse-head sculptures, between Falkirk and Grangemouth

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Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris


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