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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Increasingly, search is our mechanism for how we understand ourselves, our world, and our place within it. - John Battelle

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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