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Knot Art

Turning Rope Nots into Rope Knots

Knot Art thanks to Bill Jennings

Art - what's Not so good might Knot be so good after all

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. - David Brinkley

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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