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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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