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Loafers

Footwear with the yeast appeal

Loafers thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Food For Thought - creative use for dry loaves of bread

Bread light in the loafers
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Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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