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Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other person still owns that gift. The same is true of insults and verbal attacks. - Steve Pavlina

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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